McGonagall’s Bench

Feeling tired and need a seat
Sit down here and rest your feet


It is too late now as the bench is gone

Forget your breeding and sit on the grass

But not after it rains

As it will dampen your arse



Note – from 1950 to 1995 a small memorial bench was situated on the north side of the church in Greyfriars Kirkyard Edinburgh

It fell into disrepair and was not replaced