For about twenty minutes this afternoon I thought that I was a cow

I crossed a country road on all fours with a water bottle in my hand

My fellow creatures looked at me as if I was mad but they understood my theatre

For as much as you might want to hug trees there is a strict procedure for doing so



On the 19th April 2020 a poet was spotted acting like a cow – some time later a police car received reports of this recreation – after a thorough investigation the car concluded that the only cows that were present were actually real cows and none of them wrote poetry