A famous novelist who has met my beautiful wife now lives in the house
Where a doomed poet once spent some of his summer days
This house is not far from a pool named after another poet who died in Greece in 1824
It was here that the poet shocked a fragile writer with his ability to keep his erection hard in cold water
This must have liberated the shy girl as she joined the others naked in the pool without a thought about her own modesty
Pubic hair was not invented in 1963 but in the early years of the twentieth century deep in the Cambridgeshire countryside
And then the wars came along and spoilt it all