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Pineapple

I was slowly turning into a pineapple

My skin especially on my legs and around my pubic area

Was getting rather rough

My GP recommended plenty of showers

I was in the shower when you rang me from the railway station

You wanted to tell me that Venus was exceptionally bright

But the frost was hard

And not suitable for tropical fruits

I missed your call as I was covered in vinegar soap

And regretted it immediately

I stepped carefully from the bath

Very cautious in my actions

As I knew that pineapples bruised quite easily

I picked up my phone and wrapped it in a yellow and green towel

But this was a false precaution

As I dropped the device into my bath

The impact triggered a return call

Which you did not answer

As your train had arrived