Japan 2 Philippines 15

Was the result of a football match player played on the 10th of May 1917

I did not attend this game as I was yet to be born

Indeed my mother had not yet been born

This would have made it doubly-difficult

For me to attend the game

So I decided to give it a miss

On the 27th of September 1967

Japan beat the Philippines 15-0

I did not attend this football match

As I was helping my mother with the washing up