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Deep Red

Jimmy Pride and Arlene were driving north to avoid the heat of the summer

They did this every year

In early June

As they were both albinos

Jimmy Pride was also a police detective

Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos

He had been woefully unemployed

During the previous year

But this was about to change

As a forty-eight year old albino

Had been found crucified

On a beach in the Western Isles

To be continued

 

Deep Blue

Otto Von Hagen and Nina were driving north to avoid the heat of the summer

They did this every year

In early June

As they were both albinos

Otto Von Hagen was also a police detective

Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos

He had been woefully unemployed

During the previous year

But this was about to change

As a forty-eight year old albino

Had been found crucified

On a beach in Northern Germany

To be continued

 

Total White

Interpol had concluded that a serial killer

Was on the loose

And that this person was targeting only albinos

Deep shit

Jean Pierre said

As he drove north to avoid the heat of the summer

He did this every year

In early June

Jean Pierre was a police detective

Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos

He had been woefully unemployed

During the previous year

But this was about to change

As a forty-eight year old albino

Had been found crucified

On a beach near St Malo

Jean Pierre was not an albino

His father had been born in Portugal

And his mother in France

Jean Pierre was a homosexual and always drove alone

Although he enjoyed female company

To be continued

 

Total Black

Each of the victims had been called

No Shit Sherlock

That is our first connection

Said Jimmy Pride

Lighting another cigarette

I am on the case

Replied Arlene

As she applied black lipstick

To her ruby red lips

To be continued